Gay pride.
That is all.
The Hour Badly Spent
Writers behave badly.
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- Fear.
- This is what my life’s like.
- Everything old is new again
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- Dicit Dominus Deus: On the Virtue of Wickedness and Depravity
- Ideas for Party Activities
- Public Apology: Donna Potts
- Upper-middle class hippies to flout moral superiority
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Fake AP Style Twitter
- FakeAPStylebook: The Stylebook offices will be closed on Thursday and Friday so that the Bureau Chiefs can spend time with their families and/or hookers. November 25, 2009
- FakeAPStylebook: Do not call it "saying grace." Instead call it "offering gratitude to the Immortal One True God of Christianity and No One Else." November 25, 2009
- FakeAPStylebook: FOOD WRITERS: Do not mention your mom's stuffing. That was between us and her. November 25, 2009
- FakeAPStylebook: Your Thanksgiving edition should have a front-page story assuring people that someone else is feeding the homeless. November 25, 2009
- FakeAPStylebook: "Stove-top stuffing" is highly dangerous and causes 40% of all ass burns treated in emergency rooms during the year. November 25, 2009
- FakeAPStylebook: @decillis: Vegetarians on Thanksgiving are "hungry." November 25, 2009
- FakeAPStylebook: @gabriellehughes: See previous response. November 25, 2009
- FakeAPStylebook: Use the term "free-range turducken" only if the turkey has eaten both the duck and the chicken. November 25, 2009
- FakeAPStylebook: @ncardozo Someone without a sense of smell can be referred to as ''ideally suited for working at a comic book shop.'' November 25, 2009
- FakeAPStylebook: There is no term for a person who likes beets. (See: bicycle for a fish) November 25, 2009
Texts from Last Night
- (908): did all my christmas...(908): did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
- (402): Is it a problem that I find...(402): Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
- (217): if I end up fighting someone...(217): if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
- (781): my coke dealer is running a...(781): my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
- (626): Gross thing of the day...i...(626): Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
- (918): i guess i finally out drove...(918): i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
F my Life
- Thanks says FMLToday, I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML
- Anonymous says FMLToday, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
- Anonymous says FMLToday, my mom tried to give me advice on how to improve my looks. I scoffed at her but listened to her advice anyway. She ended her tirade with, "I just want you to get laid someday." FML
- Nobody says FMLToday, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
- Anonymous says FMLToday, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendinitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
- Anonymous says FMLToday, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Dear Old Love
- Stuck OnYou woke my naughty side up, but never taught me how to turn it off.
- Your Name IsYou know when you say something over and over again and it loses its meaning?It happened to your name.
- Something Beyond What We WantedYou were looking for a good Mormon girl, and I wanted a lapsed Jew. What did we ever see in each other?
- One Hand on the WheelAlthough it was a disappointment you could drive safely while kissing me, I still miss our red lights.
- That's SomethingBiology made me think I loved you, but it was really just all the orgasms.
- RelinedI’m not sure what hurts more—the fact that you dumped me by using the same line you used on her, or the fact that you didn’t even remember telling me that you used it on her.
Overheard in the Newsroom
- #2259“Hey, you have a generic-looking head. Will you be in my staged photograph?”
- #2258Producer to ND about Boyscouts tour: “Kids should not be allowed in a newsroom.” ND: “Why’s that?” Producer: “Because of people like me.”
- #2257Our Local Sales Manager looking for a new car: “The MILF in me wants a Honda, but the Cougar in me wants a Mustang.”
- #2256Editor talking to Reporter on phone: “We need news stories. Go out and inflate a balloon.”
- #2255Assignment Editor explaining cop talk: “288 means leaves me the hell alone.” Reporter: “Cops use that a lot?” Assignment Editor: “No, Assignment Editors do.”
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